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Showing posts with label Nickelodeon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nickelodeon. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Looks like Kate Beckinsale's daughter has a new boyfriend--oh, wait.
"Oh, look, my bloomers be goin' down!"
I have mental images of Kate Beckinsale watching old episodes of Nickelodeon's "All That," researching her current boyfriend's prior (recent) work, which makes me laugh. She seems like a classy lady, and won't get Nick humor.
If their genders were reversed--it would still seem odd. Beckinsale looks ten years younger, and Rife looks a few years older. They might be enjoying each other's company, and he might be enjoying her money. But if Lily Mo Sheen ends up bringing home a 40-year-old man, you can't be angry now, Kate. That's totally the rule.
There are advantages to this couple. If there relationship ever hits a rough spot, she can always take his Xbox away.
When he's ready to have kids, she'll be dried up like jerky. When he goes thru his midlife crisis, she'll be dead. There's a reason why Ashton Kutcher left Demi Moore for Millennial Demi Moore, Mila Kunis: She could give him a normal life. Now they have averaged-sized children. Because Mila Kunis is a dwarf.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
The Amanda Show...
Let me tell you a story about a family member of mine. We will call him "TJ," because I want to protect his privacy and because I've always wanted to know a TJ. TJ was a quirky child, but not so quirky as other members of our family. He was bright and active. He was a striver and a hardworker who merely dreamed of entering the American middle class and having a family. He went to a college, got a degree, got a decent-paying job. He moved out on his own. Immediately around this time--in his early 20s--TJ's drinking increased. He began doing drugs--weed and mushrooms. He became difficult to work with and he drove erratically. He began hanging out with people he shouldn't have. To all of us, he seemed to have had a drug and alcohol problem--that would be the logical conclusion. The simpler conclusion is normally the correct one.
In a period of a few months around 2001-2002, his behavior spun completely out of control. He lost his job, lost his car--and it was impossible to get an explanation out of him as to how exactly he lost his job and car. He cashed in his 401K--to buy more drugs and booze. He became difficult to talk to, even when he was sober. For another decade, he drifted between a meatpacking plant in Nebraska, a cult and group housing. Eventually his father did intercede--enough to get him his own place and a medication schedule that he would both accept and calm him down if not necessarily make him "better."
Now TJ has a home, but he spends his days drinking beer and watching TV. He likes football. He has no chance of getting another job because he is so non-personable. Sometimes he gets so drunk that he shits himself. He has more friends than me.
We were all entertained by Amanda Bynes downfall at first, namely when she announced that she was quitting acting, the one thing that she had clearly excelled out. She had acted her entire life, without exaggeration: She started doing stand-up as a child, before transitioning to the Nick network, then the WB. She did mediocre teen movies that nonetheless made money, and she could've made many more if she wanted to. Her Twitter feed became erratic--with her desire to be vaginally murdered by Drake and her use of "ugly" as catchall to describe anyone whom she didn't like. She pierced her face. (There's no better sign that you don't want to return to acting than piercing your face.) Then it became apparent to those of us who know anything about psychiatry that there was suddenly something wrong with her. Suddenly it became less funny. You didn't need to know her personally or have a psychiatric background to know that there was a mental issue in play here--but I knew long before. She was a "good girl" throughout her youth, then she became acting completely bizarre in her early 20s. (Lindsay Lohan: not crazy.)
In recent months, Bynes' parents had refused to acknowledge their daughter's psychiatric problems--she's doing fine. She's just a brat. She smokes too much weed. Her stint at one of the FIDM recently ended on account of her belligerence and apparent paying other students to do her assignments. The now infamous YouTube clip of her shopping certainly cleared a few things up for them--and the world--and she's now been pressed into rehab for possible schizophrenia and bipolar.
It is fortunate that Bynes has the resources to receive help--even if that help is commitment to a hospital. There is no cure, and there probably never will be.
In a period of a few months around 2001-2002, his behavior spun completely out of control. He lost his job, lost his car--and it was impossible to get an explanation out of him as to how exactly he lost his job and car. He cashed in his 401K--to buy more drugs and booze. He became difficult to talk to, even when he was sober. For another decade, he drifted between a meatpacking plant in Nebraska, a cult and group housing. Eventually his father did intercede--enough to get him his own place and a medication schedule that he would both accept and calm him down if not necessarily make him "better."
Now TJ has a home, but he spends his days drinking beer and watching TV. He likes football. He has no chance of getting another job because he is so non-personable. Sometimes he gets so drunk that he shits himself. He has more friends than me.
We were all entertained by Amanda Bynes downfall at first, namely when she announced that she was quitting acting, the one thing that she had clearly excelled out. She had acted her entire life, without exaggeration: She started doing stand-up as a child, before transitioning to the Nick network, then the WB. She did mediocre teen movies that nonetheless made money, and she could've made many more if she wanted to. Her Twitter feed became erratic--with her desire to be vaginally murdered by Drake and her use of "ugly" as catchall to describe anyone whom she didn't like. She pierced her face. (There's no better sign that you don't want to return to acting than piercing your face.) Then it became apparent to those of us who know anything about psychiatry that there was suddenly something wrong with her. Suddenly it became less funny. You didn't need to know her personally or have a psychiatric background to know that there was a mental issue in play here--but I knew long before. She was a "good girl" throughout her youth, then she became acting completely bizarre in her early 20s. (Lindsay Lohan: not crazy.)
In recent months, Bynes' parents had refused to acknowledge their daughter's psychiatric problems--she's doing fine. She's just a brat. She smokes too much weed. Her stint at one of the FIDM recently ended on account of her belligerence and apparent paying other students to do her assignments. The now infamous YouTube clip of her shopping certainly cleared a few things up for them--and the world--and she's now been pressed into rehab for possible schizophrenia and bipolar.
It is fortunate that Bynes has the resources to receive help--even if that help is commitment to a hospital. There is no cure, and there probably never will be.
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Arianators vs. McCurdians: Who will win? Ah, I don't care.
Sadly I do care. It's bad enough Ukraine is breaking up--Sam and Cat can't break up! Those two possible teen lesbians need to stay together both for their babysitting business and for Nick's bottom-line. (That's what's the show's about, right? They're lesbians, right?)
McCurdy's PG-rated sexting pics have been cited as a reason, as has the allegation that Grande is paid more than her. It makes sense that Grande would be paid more than her: She has MORE THAN TWICE the Twitter followers, a Grammy nod (she didn't win), her YouTube vids have hundreds of millions of views. She is delightful. Grande has a more successful career ahead of her--not that McCurdy, too, can achieve when she leaves the safety of the Nick network, which looks like it will occur sooner rather than later. (Meanwhile Victoria Justice was spotted on Sunset Blvd, offering handies. Oooooh!!!... She blew her chance at fame.)
Oh, and they're in their 20s! Don't look at me that way!!!
McCurdy's PG-rated sexting pics have been cited as a reason, as has the allegation that Grande is paid more than her. It makes sense that Grande would be paid more than her: She has MORE THAN TWICE the Twitter followers, a Grammy nod (she didn't win), her YouTube vids have hundreds of millions of views. She is delightful. Grande has a more successful career ahead of her--not that McCurdy, too, can achieve when she leaves the safety of the Nick network, which looks like it will occur sooner rather than later. (Meanwhile Victoria Justice was spotted on Sunset Blvd, offering handies. Oooooh!!!... She blew her chance at fame.)
Oh, and they're in their 20s! Don't look at me that way!!!
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