Oldies rocker Ted Nugent all but threatened Barack Obama, and Obama didn't give two shits. Why? Obama was the President of the United States; Nugent banged some underaged girls in the '70s. What Obama didn't do was tweet anything to him or about him. Obama was both an adult man and he was a high ranking representative of the United States. Fucked-up people will say fucked-up things. Government officials can't stop that.
WHY ISN'T DONALD TRUMP ACTING LIKE THE US PRESIDENT!?! WHY ISN'T HE ACTING LIKE AN ADULT!?!
Showing posts with label Meryl Streep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meryl Streep. Show all posts
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Saturday, March 29, 2014
Why do we all hate Anne Hathaway?
On paper, Anne Hathaway should be this American sweetheart. She's been big since 2001's Princess Diaries, where she discovered she was pretty if she straightened her hair--and no other actress has so perfectly balanced kids movies with adult fair than she does. A good reason to explain hatred of her is an incident a couple years back, where she was emerging from a talkshow appearance, signing autographs, and she refused to sign a sexy photo of her from Esquire because there were kids around. She refused to sign a shot that she'd posed for. Because...the kids?
She's the younger Gwyneth Paltrow. She talks like she went to college, but she never went to college. She's the kind of chick who listens to records because "the music sounds better," and she probably knits and drinks craft beers. When she become a mother, she'll be one of those mothers who use cloth diapers and feeds her kid organic baby food. We have to hate her poise, because the poise seems to come from pretentiousness, not from genuine modesty.... She's the much younger Meryl Streep--or the slightly older Jennifer Lawrence.
She has been tainted by guilt from association--namely her association with Italian con artist Raffaello Follieri--and how douchey is it that her boyfriend was named "Raffaello"? They adopted a douchey dog together--all the while he was scamming people out of millions. She would later joke about it on SNL; however this association speaks volumes about her. She either knew that her boyfriend was cheating people or (more likely) this was evidence that she fits the stereotype of the dim bulb actress. (Where's your pretend college education now, college-girl?) Even Lindsay Lohan has never had a relationship with a serious felon--none that we know about.
Her great knockers and booty belie a face that is divisive in how hot we find her. Some people don't view her as attractive, especially her bulbous nose. (I'm okay with her face.) Her decision to crop off her beautiful hair--though admirable for her role in Les Miserable--didn't help her appearance. It seems like her hair isn't growing back, right? And her great big boobs are in danger of sag.
Personally, I will continue watching Hathaway movies. All the while glad that I do not know her in real life. She seems awful.
She's the younger Gwyneth Paltrow. She talks like she went to college, but she never went to college. She's the kind of chick who listens to records because "the music sounds better," and she probably knits and drinks craft beers. When she become a mother, she'll be one of those mothers who use cloth diapers and feeds her kid organic baby food. We have to hate her poise, because the poise seems to come from pretentiousness, not from genuine modesty.... She's the much younger Meryl Streep--or the slightly older Jennifer Lawrence.
She has been tainted by guilt from association--namely her association with Italian con artist Raffaello Follieri--and how douchey is it that her boyfriend was named "Raffaello"? They adopted a douchey dog together--all the while he was scamming people out of millions. She would later joke about it on SNL; however this association speaks volumes about her. She either knew that her boyfriend was cheating people or (more likely) this was evidence that she fits the stereotype of the dim bulb actress. (Where's your pretend college education now, college-girl?) Even Lindsay Lohan has never had a relationship with a serious felon--none that we know about.
Her great knockers and booty belie a face that is divisive in how hot we find her. Some people don't view her as attractive, especially her bulbous nose. (I'm okay with her face.) Her decision to crop off her beautiful hair--though admirable for her role in Les Miserable--didn't help her appearance. It seems like her hair isn't growing back, right? And her great big boobs are in danger of sag.
Personally, I will continue watching Hathaway movies. All the while glad that I do not know her in real life. She seems awful.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
What other kind of shenanigans can Ellen Page get into?
It feels like she came out years ago, right. It's like discovering Shirley Temple was still alive and had just died.
The reason beyond how sporty she was was that she was never particularly enthused talking about the sexy guys who she was dating in the past--something that so many of us undoubtedly thought was ironic detachment. She dated the sexiest man in Sweden, which makes one wonder if Alexander Foreign Name turned her into a Lilith Fair attendee. (Great music, by the way.)
I get the creepy feeling that this was meant to force herself back into the public eye. Jennifer Lawrence has really stolen her thunder on the 20-something "It Girl" role. Unlike Page, Lawrence will be around forever, having been nominated for TWO Oscars before she was old enough to drink--her humor, grace, beauty (and height) have catapulted her several slots above the Canadian. Really, Lawrence is Meryl Streep with great cans. (Love you, Jennifer.) Jennifer Lawrence is the Kate Upton of great actresses.
To promote Whip It a few years back, she did a pseudo-lesbian photoshoot with Director Drew Barrymore, which begs he question: Was that offensive? Not offensive because watching hot chicks go to town on each other is offensive, but offensive because they were using someone else's sexual identity to draw men to a romcom. Turns out one of those ladies was actually gay, which made it less bad.
Oh, and when will Ellen Page come out as a secret American? That'll be shocking. What if she isn't a Canadian at all!?! Think about that.
The reason beyond how sporty she was was that she was never particularly enthused talking about the sexy guys who she was dating in the past--something that so many of us undoubtedly thought was ironic detachment. She dated the sexiest man in Sweden, which makes one wonder if Alexander Foreign Name turned her into a Lilith Fair attendee. (Great music, by the way.)
I get the creepy feeling that this was meant to force herself back into the public eye. Jennifer Lawrence has really stolen her thunder on the 20-something "It Girl" role. Unlike Page, Lawrence will be around forever, having been nominated for TWO Oscars before she was old enough to drink--her humor, grace, beauty (and height) have catapulted her several slots above the Canadian. Really, Lawrence is Meryl Streep with great cans. (Love you, Jennifer.) Jennifer Lawrence is the Kate Upton of great actresses.
To promote Whip It a few years back, she did a pseudo-lesbian photoshoot with Director Drew Barrymore, which begs he question: Was that offensive? Not offensive because watching hot chicks go to town on each other is offensive, but offensive because they were using someone else's sexual identity to draw men to a romcom. Turns out one of those ladies was actually gay, which made it less bad.
Oh, and when will Ellen Page come out as a secret American? That'll be shocking. What if she isn't a Canadian at all!?! Think about that.
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