"Oh, look, my bloomers be goin' down!"
I have mental images of Kate Beckinsale watching old episodes of Nickelodeon's "All That," researching her current boyfriend's prior (recent) work, which makes me laugh. She seems like a classy lady, and won't get Nick humor.
If their genders were reversed--it would still seem odd. Beckinsale looks ten years younger, and Rife looks a few years older. They might be enjoying each other's company, and he might be enjoying her money. But if Lily Mo Sheen ends up bringing home a 40-year-old man, you can't be angry now, Kate. That's totally the rule.
There are advantages to this couple. If there relationship ever hits a rough spot, she can always take his Xbox away.
When he's ready to have kids, she'll be dried up like jerky. When he goes thru his midlife crisis, she'll be dead. There's a reason why Ashton Kutcher left Demi Moore for Millennial Demi Moore, Mila Kunis: She could give him a normal life. Now they have averaged-sized children. Because Mila Kunis is a dwarf.
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