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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Sweet statutory! (Quickie)

Photo credit: Life &Style magazine

I was going to talk about the floodings in the South, but Justin Bieber just deleted his Instagram account after his Beliebers began harassing the girl whom he "likes." So I knew what I had to address.

Transporting a minor across state lines for illicit purposes is illegal. (Even with parental permission, which I assume she had, because Lionel Richie is the worst father ever. Seriously, his first daughter was a druggie.) And if Bieber isn't having sex with her right now, he will probably have sex with her in the next few weeks. Justin Bieber has become "that guy," though we all suspected that he would.

Meanwhile Selena's reaction is pretty damn weird. Her taunts seem to imply she isn't over that Canadian imp.

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