So that Aussie dropped out of the "50 Shades of Grey" film, and that can only mean one thing: They're canceling the film. Good.
Charlie Hunnam was actually a good pick. Hell, I'm a little gay for him. Did you see him in "Pacific Rim"? Oh my God. I just wanted to fight Kaji with him. I just want to stand next to him and get his sloppy seconds, right? On the other hand, now the rumor that he dropped out was that he couldn't live up to the role of Christian Grey. (By "live up," I mean the rumor is that he has a small penis.)
I think a lot more people objected to Dakota Johnson's casting. She's one of those girls who seems both innocent and really dirty--just by looking at her heritage. Oh, and Don Johnson had Melanie Griffith move into his home when he was legal to drink and she was 14. When your father was schlepping your mother when he was 21 and she was 14, what kind of moral authority do your parents have, exactly? You can't exactly punish your kid...for anything. Because, really, you both did worse.
That said, I've never actually read that crap. It's porn, ladies. It's porn. Just because it's in hardcover doesn't make it classy.
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