#TheDress #DaFuck

I saw this weird tweet and reference across the Internet when it happened. ISIS is beheading groups of people, and we need to stop everything to talk about this. It's a white and gold dress.

I think anyone who sees the dress for what it is is a damn liar. It's like when people find out how a magic trick is performed beforehand, then acts like it's plainly obvious how the magic trick is performed. (I'm looking at you, Justin Bieber.) In this picture, the dress is clearly white and gold. Perhaps in real life, this dress is blue and black--in the image, it is white and gold. The more you stare at it, you see shades of blue, yeah--like it's a white dress with a blue light on it.

There is a great scientific reason for why this dress can appear to be two radically different color schemes, but damnit, I don't understand it--and it's a white and gold dress! Get out of here, nerds!

Oh, but wouldn't it be great if this dress causes another civil war in America? All over a white and gold dress.