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Saturday, February 8, 2014

Forget Bridgegate. Is Chris Christie still stuck in high school?

In an interview, Christie both mentioned he was exercising when he heard the news that one of his assistants and oldest friends has proof that he knowingly closed a bridge in political retaliation. He went on to point out he was a high school athlete and an overachiever in high school. Really it feels like Christie just wants us all to remember he used to be athletic. Okay, good. We're all happy for you, Christie. It still feels like cheating that he got gastric bypass rather than devoting the rest of his life to diet and exercising. This demonstrates just a different kind of weakness on the New Jersey governor's part beyond his original weakness of gluttony.

His ridiculous defense, including spreading rumors about the guy citing his high school social studies teacher's innuendo about dishonesty.

But, really, he's now the guy who keeps thinking about high school. He's the governor. Can't he move on? He is literally the most successful graduating member OF HIS CLASS! Okay, you won...soon you'll lose--but you won in high school!

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