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Saturday, April 5, 2014

Arianators vs. McCurdians: Who will win? Ah, I don't care.

Sadly I do care. It's bad enough Ukraine is breaking up--Sam and Cat can't break up! Those two possible teen lesbians need to stay together both for their babysitting business and for Nick's bottom-line. (That's what's the show's about, right? They're lesbians, right?)

McCurdy's PG-rated sexting pics have been cited as a reason, as has the allegation that Grande is paid more than her. It makes sense that Grande would be paid more than her: She has MORE THAN TWICE the Twitter followers, a Grammy nod (she didn't win), her YouTube vids have hundreds of millions of views. She is delightful. Grande has a more successful career ahead of her--not that McCurdy, too, can achieve when she leaves the safety of the Nick network, which looks like it will occur sooner rather than later. (Meanwhile Victoria Justice was spotted on Sunset Blvd, offering handies. Oooooh!!!... She blew her chance at fame.)

Oh, and they're in their 20s! Don't look at me that way!!!

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